Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
— The Dalai Lama (via felicefawn)
we need to band together and eliminate Surprise Bitch, grab your torches and pitchforks and run that bitch off my dash
what does this have to do with loki
Brad you listen to me and you listen to me carefully you need to get the fuck out while you still can
THAT LIFE SHATTERING MOMENT WHEN TYLER OAKLEY MESSAGES YOU ON GRINDR AND YOU DONT BELIEVE ITS HIM BUT YOU LATER FIND OUT ITS FUCKING HIM AND OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY. COME BACK TO MICHIGAN AND LOVE ME.
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
this just happened on my dash…
it happend again
How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!
don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either
wait for it he has sources
hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place
You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass
I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you have? tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah
This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr
I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re not MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
what’s wrong with you peas are delicious
gay people are delicious too
no dessert for you until you eat all your gays
what the fuck just happened here
be quiet and eat your gays
- THE GIRLS I BABYSIT;
- Carly: What are those? (pointing to my scars on my wrist)
- Me: They're battle scars.
- Anna: Cool! Can I have some?
- Me: Please don't ever get some okay? But when you see someone with them like the ones I have on their wrists go hug them. Don't ever make fun of them okay?
- As we're walking around Wal Mart with both of them holding my hands, a young girl walks by us. Carly and Anna go and hug her. She hugs these two adorable little girls back
- Girl: Why are you hugging me?
- Carly: You have battle scars. *points to her wrists*
- And through her tears she looks up at me and smiles.
- If you don't reblog this... I don't know what I'd do, just reblog it.
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I seriously can’t breathe!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #highschoolmusical #troybolton #zacefron #corbinbleu #bi #cantbreathe #hahahahahahahahahaha
- Me: * watches the VS fashion show*
- Me: So glad I like girls.